Monday, February 21, 2011

Naked Burglar Nabs Sausage, Grabs Laughs

Here's another example of American news reporting at its finest: Last month, a man outside Fort Myers, Florida wandered into a retirement home in the middle of the night, took off all his clothes, and started digging through the refrigerator.


--The senior citizens knew something was up when they couldn't find their breakfast sausage the next morning. So they checked the security footage and saw what happened. Then local police recognized the guy, and arrested him.


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