Martini. If you're a guy and you order a martini, you're trying to impress your date. If you're a girl drinking a DIRTY martini, you're a hot mess.
--Vodka on the Rocks. You're too self-conscious to actually order a martini.
--Bud Light. If you're a guy, you're laidback and probably most comfortable in a sports bar. If you're a girl, you know how to hang with the guys.
--Appletini or Cosmopolitan. You're using your drink as an accessory to your outfit.
--White Wine. You're definitely a woman, and possibly a little uptight.
--Whiskey, neat. You're hot . . . regardless of gender.
-Gin a tonic- Promiscuous
--Jager. You wish you were hanging out with your buddies instead of on a date.
--White Russian. You're a hipster who's obsessed with "The Big Lebowski".
--Old Fashioned. "Mad Men" is your favorite show and you either want to be Don Draper . . . or sleep with him.
--Vodka Gimlet. You're a nerd who's trying desperately to be cool.
--Margarita. It only works if you're actually at a Mexican restaurant. Otherwise you come off as dull, trying to live vicariously through your drink.
--Tequila Shots. You either want to get laid tonight, or forget this date ever happened.
--Long Island Iced Tea. You have a drinking problem.
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