The Rapture didn't end up happening over the weekend, so the second coming of JESUS is not upon us after all. But the world DID get this . . .
On Saturday, in Streamwood, Illinois, a woman found an image of the VIRGIN MARY on the underside of a turtle.
We're always skeptical of these things . . . and the image looks more like DARTH VADER than the Virgin Mary . . . but it's the closest we got to something of Biblical proportions on Saturday, so we'll roll with it.
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