Crime Pentathlon

Kevin Signalness of Portland, Oregon pulled off a rare feat on Monday . . . he pulled off what we're calling a CRIME PENTATHLON. That's five different, unique crimes all done simultaneously . . . and you rarely see that happen.  Let's break it down . . .

#1.)  Kevin stole a car . . .

#2.)  Drove the car drunk . . .

#3.)  Plowed it through some police tape and into a crime scene where the police were investigating a murder . . .

#4.)  Had his JUNK EXPOSED . . .

#5.)  And was looking at a PORNO MAGAZINE on the seat next to him at the time.

The police from the crime scene took a quick break to arrest him.  He was hit with a ton of charges ranging from car theft and driving under the influence, to reckless driving and public indecency.