Strap yourselves in, because it rarely gets more entertaining than this. 41-year-old Melissa Williams lives in a Motor Inn off the interstate in Ripley, West Virginia. Her estranged husband Danny Williams lives four doors down in the same Motor Inn.
--If living in a motel four doors down from your soon-to-be ex wife seems like a situation that's just BEGGING for problems . . . you're right.
--Last week, Danny and a friend named Adam Watson were in Danny's room getting drunk when Melissa barged in. She was drunk too.
--Melissa DROPPED HER PANTS and underwear, and DEMANDED that both her husband and his friend perform sexual favors on her.
--Danny refused, but his buddy Adam was all about it. So Melissa sat down in a chair and Adam headed over to perform. But as soon as he got down on his knees in front of her, he stopped.
--According to the absolutely BRILLIANT police report, it's because, quote, "He became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor emitting from Melissa Williams . . . then declined to proceed any further."
That's when Melissa REALLY started escalating things. She busted out a BUTTERFLY KNIFE, and uttered this CLASSIC QUOTE: "Somebody is going to eat my rhymes with [wussy] or I'm going to cut your [effing] throat."
--Fortunately, that's when the cops got there. They saw Melissa drunk, with her pants on the ground, and a knife in her hand. She was arrested and charged with domestic assault and brandishing.
(The Smoking Gun)
(--Here's Melissa's mugshot. Wow. Just . . . wow.)
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