Las Cruces Idiot Criminal of the Day!

Two weeks ago, 18-year-old Austin Purifoy of Las Cruces, New Mexico was upset with his girlfriend, Desiree. So to get back at her, he smashed the passenger side window of her car with a rock, and DROPPED A DEUCE in the backseat. There was only one problem...Austin took a dump in the WRONG CAR! Not only that, but the owner of the car actually caught Austin in the backseat, pulling his underwear up...and called the cops on him. Last week, Austin was indicted on two charges of criminal property damage, and one charge of breaking and entering. If he's convicted, he could get up to two and a half years in prison.

Take a look at Austin here: