Stupid Criminals - Woman receives more charges for taking crack into detention facility

Crack in Crack Crime

Yet another example that crack don't smoke itself. This looker here, who by the way kinda resembles Gillian Anderson, was arrested after she stole $2 in change from a stranger's car.

While 38-year old Evelyn Russo was giving the old squat n' cough routine officers at the jail found a glass crack pipe between her butt cheeks.

Evelyn had another charge tagged onto her rap sheet "introducing contraband into a detention facility." Did she not know that crack is available in detention centers without the smell of butt??